First - do not expect anything. I really can’t emphasize that enough. If I don’t delete this in a few days, I’ll probably be referencing the very first thing I posted (this) often.

This ridiculousness started from one of my regularly inane comments about nothing after I had a salmon blt (it was good and from here) - you can see the whole thread here. Since you are probably a lazy bastard like me, this is it:

jesse said this 2 days ago

Bacon is NOT poison. It is like the bread of life… except it’s bacon. It is, in fact, the bacon of life. The life giving, self-referential, recursively defining source of all that is and will ever be. Period.

That was followed up by a statement I made in a conversation later, shortly after I registered thebaconoflife.com and had no idea what to do with it -

them: it could be a recipe site
have you ever had that fancy appetizer that’s dates wrapped in bacon? OMG.. awesome
me: no, but I’ve had filet mignon wrapped in bacon, and that is awesome.
really, you just can’t go wrong wrapping things in bacon.

Really, you can’t.

And with that, I’ll send you to the 1.25 lb bacon sandwich that some genius created. I also imagine that will be the 1st and last link about bacon. Maybe I’ll be wrong.

I am constantly looking at random things on our internets and like to force them on others to enjoy:

sketch is a neat little site where you can draw a very basic image (black “ink” only) , then swap it with someone else. Since this is the internet, you will see cuss words, balls, boobs, and other generally useless picures amongst the great things that some people will send across… here are some screen shots I took playing with it a night or two ago…